Keeping the World Safe, One Office at a Time
9/26/14
It was a dark and stormy night. It was like many others in the town of Princeton, the town that sometimes sleeps, especially when people get tired. It is a town with character, and with characters. A town with secrets, many secrets, that people sometimes only share with their Psychiatrist, Dr. Steve.
But it is I, Winston, that keeps the office safe and secure, maintaining safety in a dangerous world. I am the CSO, Chief Security officer, of Dr. Steve’s practice, and I ensure the safety of all that work and visit there. At first I was hired as a simple office assistant, but they then saw my abilities: my keen eye for danger, my fierce growl, my ability to shred apart anything that drops to the floor, and my cute face, able to charm and disarm any would be evildoer into a calm sense of safety and confession.
Since my reign as security “top dog”, there are 50% less murders in the office than the previous year, one third the number of jewelry thefts, and absolutely no shark attacks during a sharknado episode. But even though I have had an outstanding record as Chief, I cannot rest on my laurels, I must keep vigilant, for who knows what dangers lurk out there. So with my keen eye and charming face I keep watch, looking for evil in every place I can, and protecting the staff and the patients. In my own small way, I make the world a safer place.